The Pink Purloiner: SpongeBob's favorite jellyfishing net is missing! And worst of all, Patrick may have been the one that stole it. But SpongeBob can't accuse his friend of anything until he can find some hard evidence that the starfish does indeed have the net. Squid Wood: Rejected yet again by Squidward, SpongeBob decides that if he can't hang with the real Squidward, he'll make his own. So SpongeBob builds a ventriloquist dummy modeled after his favorite neighbor. At first Squidward is pleased that SpongeBob is distracted by this mini Squidward. But eventually ...